随遇而安 --拉希
真是怪事儿
多拉
来帮我磋下冰吗
我想你几小时前就该回来了
你肯定想不到发生了什么
我行驶在卢布林路往回走时
车轮从车上掉了出来
感谢上帝我是在返程途中而且把鹅卖完了
卖了多少钱?
15马克
先别管这个
我使劲想把车子撑起来
这时候一辆四轮马车从利沃夫方向驶来
幸运极了 这么晚还有人在外面
不应该啊
这还没完呢
他下车来帮我
我们东聊聊 西聊聊
结果他竟然和你认识的
戈尔什科夫
戈尔什科夫 雷布·戈尔什科夫 就是布尼姆的叔叔
他曾在克拉科夫师从佐哈尔·雷布
他真是个学者 他可以背诵《米示拿》中任意一段
我们被上帝诅咒了
戈尔什科夫已经死了
三年前就死了
你怎么说这个啊
我碰到他了 还和他唠嗑呢
和你交谈的是恶魔
戈尔什科夫死于伤寒 就在布尼姆的房子里
布尼姆说的 她还为他披麻戴孝
谁在外面
我邀请他来的
来喝点热汤暖暖身子
他帮过我 多拉
戈尔什科夫 欢迎光临寒舍
你真善良 真是善良
你肯定就是多拉了
经常听人提到你
说你面颊红润 手脚勤快
看你的妻子多么贤惠
过奖了 请坐
我老公说他请你来喝汤
是的 我应该是没有口福了 这么晚吃东西会做噩梦的
我不能喝汤了
我就知道
你肯定觉得我已经够胖了
不 恶魔才不用吃饭
恶魔?
我是恶魔
看你媳妇儿
戈尔什科夫 我向你保证她是没有恶意的
她听说你三年前去世了 就在布尼姆家里
所以她才会认为你是个恶魔
我作为一个理性的男人
当然不会相信如此滑稽之事
布尼姆一直在担心
你的尸体没人管
当时布尼姆的父亲有事 离开了房间
肯定是那个时候
你被恶魔附体
我的尸体
听着 老公
在他们整理遗体的时候
布尼姆的父亲刮了他这边脸
然后他离开了房间
接着又回来刮了另一边脸
你早就死了
今天早上匆忙我刮漏了一点
在你看来我就成了恶魔?
事实是 在我和布尼姆家住在一起的时候 偶感伤寒
但我康复了 现在你可以看得一清二楚
你妻子真是疯狂
你怎么可以这样做
没错 你怎么可以这样做
作为一个理性的男人
你认为我们之中谁疯了
他现在还是精力旺盛 你怎么解释
他一点事儿都没有
正相反
我已经痛到没法儿说了
一个人自省自律 这就是他该有的回报吗
或许我会想要喝点汤
我感到很虚弱
又或许
或许我该走了
当他知道自己不受欢迎
我们完了
明天人们就会发现他的尸体
无法挽回了
胡说八道
来自上帝的祝福
可以驱逐邪恶
菲戈 Fagle!
行了 保持这个姿势 All right. Hold still now.
抱歉 来一根吗 Well... oh, sorry.
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
你的身体状况良好 Well, you're in good health.
朱迪丝和孩子们怎么样 So how's Judith and the kids?
很好 每个人都很好 Good. Everyone's good, you know.
丹尼肯定很好 他的成人礼什么时候 Danny must be, what? About to be bar mitzvahed?
两星期后 Two weeks.
恭喜 Well, mazel tov!
他们长得很快 不是吗 They grow up fast, don't they?
你把那个... Yeah, you put the...
就是那样 把那个... That's right, you put the...
明白了吗 You following this?
因此 So...
这一步骤很刺激 This part is .
如何 我的解答正确吗 So, am I right?
这样 So, okay so...
如果这里同等 那么可以得出这个结论 So, if that's that, then we can do this.
这就是非线性悖论 对吗 And that's Schringer's Paradox, right?
最后猫是死了 Is the cat dead?
还是没死 Or is the cat not dead?
你的留言 高普尼克教授 Messages, professor Gopnik.
谢谢 娜塔莉 Thank you, Natalie.
克莱夫 进来 Oh, Clive, come in.
找我有什么事吗 So, what can I do for you?
高普尼克博士 我认为 Dr Gopnik, I believe the results
物理期中考试的成绩是不公平的 Of the physics midterm were unjust.
怎么说? Uh-huh? How so?
我不满意我的分数 I received unsatisfactory grade.
事实上 我不满意F 不及格这个结果 In fact, f, the failing grade.
你的期中考试不及格 你没的说错 Yes. You failed the midterm. That's accurate.
但这不公平 Yes, but that is not just.
我之前不知道还要考数学 I was unaware to be examined on the mathematics.
没有数学基础就不能做好物理题目 不是吗 Well, you can't do physics without mathematics, really, can you?
如果我不及格 我的奖学金就泡汤了 If I receive the failing grade, I lose my scholarship,
而且我感到很丢人 And I feel shame.
我懂得那些物理题目 我知道猫为什么会死 I understand the physics. I understand the dead cat.
但如果你不懂数学的话 But you can't really understand the physics
就不可能理解那些物理原理 Without understanding the math.
数学是解释整个原理过程的 不能忽略 The math tells how it really works that's the real thing.
课堂上所讲的例子只是用来解释的 The stories I give you in class are just illustrative.
就好比寓言 帮助你想象 They're like fables, say, to help give you a picture.
我是说 I mean...
连我也不明白猫为什么会死 Even I don't understand the dead cat.
通过数学我们却可以理解 The math is how it really works.
非常难 Very difficult.
我很抱歉 可是 Well, I'm sorry, but I...
你有什么想法吗 What do you propose?
-及格分数 -不行 不行 - Passing grade. - No, no.
要不让我再考一次期中试 Or perhaps I can take the midterm again.
我现在知道物理和数学是相关的 I know now it cover the mathematics.
这对其他学生不公平 不是吗 Well, the other students wouldn't like that, would they?
如果有学生可以重考 If one student gets to retake the
直到拿到他喜欢的分数 test until he gets a grade he likes?
-私底下考 -不行 - Secret test . - No...
-我会保守秘密 -不行 - Hush-hush. - No.
这样行不通 That's just not workable.
恐怕你得 I'm afraid we'll just have to bite
接受这个事实 克莱夫 the bullet on this thing, Clive...
非常麻烦 Very troubling.
我是赛·艾伯曼 Sy Ableman.
你好 赛 我是拉里·高普尼克 Hello, Sy. Larry Gopnik.
拉里 最近如何啊 伙计 Larry. How are you, my friend?
还行 你怎么样 赛 Good. How you been, Sy?
很好 我们可以谈谈吗 拉里 Fine. Can we talk, Larry?
什么? What?
还在吗 拉里 Hello? Larry?
等会我打过去 Call back!
克莱夫 Clive!
刚刚赛·艾伯曼打来 That was Sy Ableman.
他说电话突然断线了 He said he got disconnected.
马上就好 Out in a minute.
我得洗头 今晚要出去 I gotta wash my hair. I'm going out tonight.
很快就出来了 I'll be out in a minute.
天啊 Jesus christ!
亚瑟叔叔为什么总待在厕所? Why is uncle Arthur always in the bathroom?
他得挤掉他的皮脂囊肿 你知道的 He has to drain his sebaceous cyst. You know that.
收拾下桌子好吗 Will you set the table?
他怎么就不能在地窖或者车库做呢 Why can't he do it in the basement or out in the garage?
我还有20块在里面 在盒子里面 I had 20 bucks in it, too. Inside the case.
20块钱 怎么回事儿 Twenty bucks? How come?
上两个星期从麦克·菲戈那里买大麻 Bought a lid from Mike Fagle a couple of weeks ago.
还欠他20块 Still owed him 20.
他把大麻给你了吗 He already gave you the pot?
给了 但上两个星期 我的钱被没收了 Yeah. But a couple of weeks ago, my funding got cut off.
菲戈说如果我不付清会揍得我屁滚尿流 Fagle said he'd pound the crap out of me if I didn't pay up.
什么钱被没收了? 你要去哪里弄钱? What funding got cut off? Where do you get your money?
怎么回事儿 What happened?
塔奇克教士没收了他的收音机 钱也在里面 Rabbi turchik took his radio had money in it.
那个混蛋 That fucker!
没错 他说要拿去充公 Yeah. I think he said he was confiscating it.
他真混蛋 你从哪儿弄到的钱? He's a fucker. Where did you get your money?
麦克·菲戈会揍扁他的 Mike Fagle's gonna kick his ass.
上星期他把赛斯·赛德梅尔揍得不成人样儿 Last week he pounded the crap out of Seth Seddlemeyer.
他是个混蛋 He's a fucker!
-菲戈还是赛斯·赛德梅尔? -他俩都是 - Fagle or Seth Seddlemeyer? - They're both fuckers!
马上就好 Out in a minute!
你还在里面吗 Are you still in there?
没错 一会儿就好 Yeah, I'll be out in a minute!
亚瑟 Arthur!
-怎么了? -吃晚饭了 - Yeah? - Dinner!
好的 等下就来 Okay, out in a minute!
我们该等下他 We should wait.
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding?
勃兰特先生一直在割我们的草坪 Mr. Brandt keeps mowing part of our lawn.
有关系吗 Does that matter?
什么? What?
这重要吗 Is it important?
就是很奇怪 It's just odd.
妈妈 亚瑟叔叔还要和我们住多久? Mom, how long is uncle Arthur staying with us?
问你爸 Ask your father.
宝贝儿 Honey.
亲爱的 Honey.
你和赛谈过了吗 Did you talk to Sy?
赛吗 Sy?
赛·艾伯曼 没错 他打过电话 Sy Ableman that's right, he called but I...
-你没有跟他谈吗 -没有 - You didn't talk to him? - No.
你知道我们之间一直存在的问题吧 You know the problems that you and I have been having?
赛和我一直走得很近 Well, Sy and I have become very close.
总之 我认为是时候 In short, I think it's time that
谈谈离婚的事了 We start talking about a divorce.
赛·艾伯曼? Sy Ableman?
这与赛无关 This is not about Sy.
你刚才提的赛 You mentioned Sy!
别曲解我的意思 拉里 Don't twist my words, Larry.
离婚吗 我干什么了? 我没有做错什么 A divorce? What have I done? I haven't done anything.
拉里 成熟点 Larry, don't be a child.
你没做错 我也没做错 You haven't done anything. I haven't done anything.
没错 没错 我们都没有错 Yes! yes, we haven't done anything.
而且我可能将被授予终身职位了 And I'm probably about to get tenure.
不管怎样 我们之间有问题 Nevertheless, there have been problems, as you know...
事情也有了变化 And things have changed.
然后 赛·艾伯曼出现了 And then, Sy Ableman.
赛走进我的生活中 Sy has come into my life, and I...
走进你的...这是什么意思? 你都不怎么了解他 Come into your... what does that mean? You barely know him.
我们认识艾伯曼夫妇15年了 拉里 Oh, please we've known the Ablemans for 15 years, Larry!
没错 但你说过我们没有做错什么 Yes, but you said we hadn't done anything.
我没有做错什么 I haven't done anything.
我跟他不是随便玩玩 拉里 This is not some flashy fling, Larry.
也不是一时冲动 This is not about woopsy-doopsy.
赛·艾伯曼 Sy Ableman?
-我马上就出来了 -天啊 - I'll be out in a minute! - Oh, jesus christ!
听着 我不知到该如何跟你说这事 Look, I didn't know any other way of breaking it to you
我只能当你是一个成年人跟你直说 Except to just tell you and treat you like an adult.
我这样错了吗 Is that so wrong?
我该睡在哪里 Where do I sleep?
-什么? -亚瑟要睡沙发 - What? - Arthur's on the couch.
听着 赛觉得我们应该 Look, Sy feels that we should...
艾斯特尸骨未寒 Esther is barely cold!
艾斯特三年前就死了 Esther died three years ago,
而且他们的婚姻没有爱情 And it was a loveless marriage.
赛想要一份证明 Sy wants a get.
-一个什么? -离婚仪式 - A what? - A ritual divorce.
他说这很重要 He says it's very important.
没有仪式 我就不能再婚 Without a get, I'm an aguna.
一个什么? A what?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
你总是表现得这么吃惊 You always act so surprised.
我求过你去见见教士 I have begged you to see the rabbi.
你的留言 高普尼克教授 Messages, professor Gopnik.
请进 克莱夫 坐下 Yes, thanks for coming, Clive. Have a seat.
我认为我们那天谈得挺不错 We had, I think, a good talk the other day,
-但你落下了点儿东西 -不是我的 -...but you left something... - I didn't leave it.
你连我接下来要说什么都不知道 Well, you don't even know what I was going to say.
我没有落下任何东西 I didn't leave anything.
我也没有丢东西 I'm not missing anything.
我的东西保管得很好 I know where everything is.
那么 克莱夫 Well then, Clive...
这个是从哪来的? Where did this come from?
它就在这里 不是吗 This is here, isn't it?
是的 先生 Yes, sir. That is there.
这是个东西 This is not nothing.
是个物件儿 This is something.
是的 是个东西 Yes. That is something.
-是什么? -我敢肯定你知道 - What is it? - You know what it is, I believe.
-你还知道我不能留下它 克莱夫 -是的 先生 - and you know I can't keep it, Clive. - Yes, sir.
我得把它交给芬克尔教授 I'll have to pass it on to professor Finkle,
也会告诉他我怀疑这东西上哪儿来的 Along with my suspicions about where it came from.
做了事情就要承担后果 Actions have consequences.
是的 常常这样 Yes. Often.
一直都是 每个人都要为自己的行为买单 No, always! Actions always have consequences!
在这家办公室 行为与后果同在 In this office, actions have consequences.
-是的 -不仅仅是有物理 - Yes, sir. - Not just physics,
-还有道德方面 -是的 -...morally. - yes.
对于你的所作所为我们都心知肚明 And we both know about your actions.
不是的 先生 是我知道自己做了什么 No, sir. I know about my actions.
我还分得清是非 克莱夫 我明白你啥意思 I can interpret, Clive I know what you meant me to understand.
你才不明白 Meer sir my sir.
我什么? "meer sir my sir"?
你仅仅是猜测 先生 Mere surmise, sir.
难以确定 Very uncertain.
你个小混蛋 You little brat fucker!
你从我抽屉里偷了20块 You snuck 20 bucks out of my drawer!
我正在学诵经 混蛋 Studying torah, asshole.
你个臭小子 我要告诉爸爸 You little brat! I'm telling dad!
你要跟他说你一直从他的钱包里偷钱吗 You gonna tell him you've been sneaking it out of his wallet?
如果你不把钱还我 我肯定不放过你 臭小子 You know what I'm gonna do, you little brat, if you don't give it back?
爸? Dad?
爸 你得修一下天线 Dad, you've gotta fix the aerial.
你好 拉里 你想过找律师吗 Hello, Larry. Have you thought about a lawyer?
-爸 -宝贝 别这样 - Dad! - Honey, please!
我们根本接收不到第四频道 We're not getting channel four at all.
我们不能迟点再谈吗 Can we discuss it later?
我看不到校园街舞 I can't get f troop.
拉里 孩子们知道 Larry, the children know.
你以为这还是个秘密吗 Do you think this is some secret?
你认为我们得对这事保持沉默吗 Do you think this is something we're going to keep quiet?
爸爸 亚瑟叔叔又霸占了厕所 Dad, uncle Arthur is in the bathroom again,
我8点就要去舞会 And I'm going to the hole at 8:00.
-马上出来了 -发什么疯 - Out in a minute! - Ow! stop!
-她老这样打我 -怎么回事? - She keeps doing that! - What's going on?
亚瑟 Arthur?
嗯? Yes?
你在干吗? What are you doing?
在做我的万事通 Working on the Mentaculus.
有什么进展吗 Any luck, um,
在找公寓吗 Looking for an apartment?
不是 No.
-赛 -见到你真好 拉里 - Sy. - Good to see you, Larry.
我去叫朱迪丝 I'll get Judith.
不 听着 其实我是来找你的 如果你不介意 No, listen, actually, I'm here to see you, if I might.
这件事吧 Such a thing such a thing.
我们可以去厨房谈吗 Shall we go in the kitchen?
拉里 你知道我们处理这件事的方法 You know, Larry, the way we handle ourselves in this situation,
是非常重要的 So important.
绝对的 Absolutely.
朱迪丝说 她跟你讲了这件事情 Judith told me that she broke the news to you,
而且她说你表现得很成熟 And she said that you were very adult.
-她真这样说? -绝对是 - Did she? - Absolutely.
她尊重你 The respect she has for you...
-然后? -你要喝酒吗 - Yes? - Do you drink wine?
这可是一瓶好酒 Because this is an incredible bottle.
它并不是那种辛辣难闻的烈酒 This is not Mogen David, larry.
它是一瓶酒香醇厚的葡萄酒 This is a wine a bordeaux.
-知道吗 赛 -打开它 - You know, Sy... - Open it.
让酒透透气 10分钟就好 Let it breathe. Ten minutes.
透一下气 很重要 Letting it breathe, so important.
谢谢 赛 可我 Thanks, Sy, but I'm not...
拉里 我坚持这样 没必要觉得别扭 Listen, I insist, Larry. There's no cause for discomfort.
要是你不喝我会觉得不舒服 I'd be uncomfortable if you didn't take it.
拉里 这些是我的心意 Larry, listen. These are signs.
对你的心意 拉里 Tokens, Larry.
我并不是不领情 I'm just... i'm not ungrateful.
只是我对酒所知不多 I just don't know a lot about wine,
-而且考虑到... -没事 - ...and given our... - It's okay.
-各自的情况... -没事 - ...respective... - It's okay.
拉里 咱们不会有事的 Larry, we're going to be fine.
要来一口吗 小子 Want some of this, fucker?
操 Fuck.
看看这个吧 说说你觉得怎么样 Would you read this? Tell me what you think?
好的 Okay.
伙计 你应该戴个帽子 Boy! you should have worn a hat.
我们去赚点外块 米奇 Let's see some hustle, Mitch.
拉里 Larry?
你好 亚伦 Hi, Arlen.
拉里 我觉得作为职位委员会的主席 Larry, I feel that as head of the tenure committee..
我应该跟你说下 I should tell you this.
虽然这事儿无关紧要 Though it should be no cause for concern,
还有你也完全不用担心 and you should not at all be worried.
好的 Okay.
但我想还是应该提一下 But I feel I should mention it,
虽然这对于我们是否决定 Even though it will carry no weight in our decision
对你授予职称无关痛痒 On whether or not to grant you tenure.
还是那句话 无关紧要 So again, no cause for concern.
好的 亚伦 什么事儿 Okay, Arlen give what any weight?
我们收到了若干信件 We've received a number of letters
对你进行诋毁并要求我们 Denigrating you and urging us not to...
不要授予你终身职位 Not to grant you tenure.
谁寄的? From who?
信件都是匿名的 所以我们并没有受理 Well, they're anonymous, so we dismiss them completely.
他们说了些什么? Well, what do they say?
他们提出指控 Well, they make allegations...
指控...一些个人断言 Well, allegations... assertions.
尽管我们没有理睬那些指控 拉里 And though we give them no credence at all, Larry.
我真不该这么随便地 Well, I'm not really at liberty
去讨论委员会商定的具体细节 To discuss the specifics of the committee's deliberations.
可我以为你是说这些指控 But I think you're saying these won't
不会影响到委员会审议 play any part in your deliberations?
当然不会 None whatsoever.
那些指控说什么? So what are they?
大概是说你道德沦丧 Moral turpitude, you could say.
我可以问下 Can I ask? Are they...
信件的语言通顺吗 Are they idiomatic?
我这样问是因为我有个韩国学生 来自南韩 The reason I ask, I have a korean student. South korean.
他对我有些不满 A disgruntled south korean, and I
我正打算要跟你讲 meant to talk to you about this...
不 不 句子很通顺 甚至可以说文笔锋利 Oh, no, no they're competently, even eloquently written.
是一个本地人写的 这个毫无疑问 A native english speaker. There's no question about that.
我再重申一下 Let me reiterate.
无需担心 No cause for concern.
我会说是因为我觉得这事该让你知道 I only speak because I would feel odd concealing it.
替我问候朱迪丝 Best to Judith.
我得把收音机拿回来 I gotta get my radio back.
可能那混蛋把它塞进屁眼了 Maybe the fucker lodged it up his fucking asshole.
我一定要拿回来 不然麦克·菲戈 I gotta get it back, or Mike Fagle's
一定不会放过我 gonna pound the crap out of me.
去他屁眼里找找 Way up his asshole.
下午好 Good afternoon.
去把它洗干净 米奇 Go scrub up, Mitch.
打猎去了 Been hunting?
那个是... Is that a...
以后是个船坞 It's gonna be a boat shed.
不错 That's great.
-勃兰特先生 -我说弄干净去 米奇 - Mr. Brandt... - I said scrub up, mitch!
今天不是要上学吗 Isn't this a school day?
我带他出来了 这样他就能跟他爹去打猎了 I took him out of school today so he could hunt with his dad.
勃兰特先生 Uh, Mr brandt,
关于那个是地界线 That's just about at the property line there.
我认为我们不应该 I don't think we're supposed to get
超出10英尺 -地界限是那棵杨树 - Within, what, 10 feet... - Property line's the poplar.
-什么 -杨树 - The... - Poplar.
-就算那是地接线你也越界了 -量一下 - Well, even if it is, you're just about over it. - Measure.
我不需要量 I don't have to measure.
-能看出来... -地界线是杨树 - You can tell it's... - Line's the poplar.
怎么了 What's going on?
没事 Nothing.
-拉里 -有事吗 - Larry? - Yeah?
你去找舒尔茨了吗 Did you go to Sieglestein Schlutz?
没 还没有 No, I... not yet.
拉里 Larry.
预约了周一 Appointment Monday.
你去哪? Where are you going?
我去舞会 I'm going to The Hole.
什么 五点就去? What? At 5:00?
我们要在劳里·库珀施泰因家待会 We're stopping at Laurie Kipperstein's
那样我可以洗一下头 house so I can wash my hair.
你好 高普尼克先生 Hi, Mr Gopnik.
-你可以在家洗 -亚瑟叔叔还在洗手间 - You can't wash it here? - Uncle Arthur's in the bathroom.
我一会就出来 I'll be out in a minute!
-准备好了吗 -什么 - Are you ready? - Huh?
-我们要去安博见见赛 -我还去吗 - We're meeting Sy at Embers. - I am?
我们一起 我告诉过你了 拉里 Both of us. I told you, Larry.
拉里 Larry.
你好吗 How are you?
赛 Sy.
你好 朱迪丝 Hello, Judith.
你好 赛 Hello, Sy.
拉里 谢谢你来见我 Larry, I want to thank you for coming.
我们能一起讨论这件事 真的很重要 It's so important that we be able to discuss these things.
我很高兴来安博 赛 I'm happy to come to Embers, Sy.
但是 我想最好还是让 But I'm thinking, really, maybe it's best to leave
律师来商量这件事比较好 These discussions to the lawyers.
当然法律案件 就应该是律师解决 Of course legal matters, you let the lawyers discuss.
你不要混淆这两件完全不同的事 You don't mix apples and oranges.
我叫你去找律师了 I have begged you to see the lawyer.
我说过了 我周一去 I told you, I'm going Monday.
周一很好 这不是... Monday is timely. This is not...
这不是讨论你有多么合法的地方 说的对 Please, Embers is not the forum for legalities you're so right.
不是那样 朱迪丝和我只想谈谈 No, Judith and I wanted merely to discuss, uh,
实际的问题 住房安排 Practicalities. Living arrangements.
毕竟这件事没有异议 After all, this is an issue where no one is at odds.
住房安排? Living arrangements?
我想我们都同意 I think we all agree that the children
孩子不应该受到任何影响 Not being contaminated with the tension,
这最重要了 The most important.
我们不应该把孩子牵扯进来 We shouldn't put the kids in the middle of this, larry.
孩子们不会... The kids aren't...
我是说 我们 我们有特指 I'm saying "we." I'm not pointing fingers.
没有人要责怪谁 拉里 No one is playing the blame game, Larry.
我也没那个意思 I didn't say anyone was.
那我们也别谈论 他说什么 她说什么 好吗 Well, let's not play "he said, she said," either.
-我没有 -好吧 听着 听着 - I wasn't! I... - All right. Look, look, look.
咱们都各让一步 解决问题 Let's just take a step back and we can diffuse the situation.
你知道吗 拉里 有时候我觉得 You know, Larry, sometimes I find that
如果从一数到十 If I count to 10...
一 One
二 Two
三 Three
四 Four...
或者默数 Or silently.
真的 为了安稳起见 Really, to keep things on an even keel
说到丹尼的成年礼 Leading up to Danny's bar mitzvah...
作为孩子的成年礼 拉里 A child's bar mitzvah, Larry.
赛和我觉得 你最好还是搬出去 Sy and I think it's best if you move out of the house.
搬出去? Move out?
那样会有巨大的意义 Well, it makes eminent sense.
事情可以像往常一样继续 Things can't continue as they...
搬出去? 我住哪? Move out? Where would I go?
其实 汽车旅馆很适宜居住 Well, for instance, the Jolly Roger is quite livable.
不算很贵 It's not expensive.
房间很舒服 The rooms are eminently habitable.
你可以去看孩子 This would allow you to visit the kids.
而且他们设施便利 有游泳池 There's convenience in its favor they've got a pool.
应该是你和赛搬去住吧 Wouldn't it make more sense for you to move in with Sy?
拉里 Larry.
拉里 你开玩笑吗 Larry, you... you are jesting.
我觉得 其实搬去汽车旅馆 I think, really, the Jolly Roger
是最合理的办法 Is the appropriate course of action.
听着 Listen here,
小瘪三 还我的钱 You little fucker, I want my money!
别闹了 我会拿回来的 Stop it! I'm gonna get it!
还给我 Give it back!
你欠我20块 小破孩 You owe me 20 bucks, you little shit!
-别担心 -还给我 捣蛋包 - Don't worry about it! - Give it, brat fucker!
-我很快就拿回来 真的 -孬种 混蛋 - I'm gonna get it! I'm gonna get it! - Brat! fucker!
-怎么了 -没事 - What's going on? - Nothing.
-怎么回事 -没事 - What was that? - Nothing.
圣经那部分怎么样了 How's the torah portion coming?
你可以用一下高保真音响 Can you maybe use the hi-fi?
-什么? -我可以用一下吗 - What? - Can I borrow this?
我要带走些东西 去汽车旅馆 I'm taking some stuff to, you know, the Jolly Roger.
-爸爸 -当然可以 爸爸 - Dad! - Sure, dad.
爸爸 中国人找你 Dad! chinese guy!
文化冲突 Culture clash.
出于尊重帕克先生 我觉得不是文化冲突 With all respect, Mr. Park, I don't think it's that.
-就是因为文化 -不是 - Yes. - No,
如果在你们国家给人贿赂 It would be a culture clash if it were the custom in your land
拿高分是习俗的话才叫文化冲突 To bribe people for grades.
是的 Yes.
你是说这是一种习俗 So, you're saying it is the custom?
不 是诽谤 我要起诉 No, this is defamation. Ground for lawsuit.
恕我直言 Let me get this straight.
你要以我诽谤你儿子的名义起诉我 You're threatening to sue me for defaming your son?
是的 Yes.
-但是 如果... -这人找你麻烦吗 - But it would... - Is this man bothering you?
他找我麻烦? 没有 Is he bothering me? No.
我... I, uh...
好吧 你看 See, look...
如果是诽谤的话 那一定是 If it were defamation, there would have to be
我错怪他了 或者 Someone I was defaming him to, or I...
好吧 简单的说 All right, let's keep it simple.
我可以假装从没有看见钱 I could pretend the money never
那就不用诽谤谁 appeared that's not defaming anyone.
是的 然后给他个及格 Yes. And passing grade.
-及格? -是的 - Passing grade? - Yes.
否则你就会控告我 Or you'll sue me?
控告你受贿 For taking money.
所以他真的把钱留下了 So he did leave the money?
这是诽谤 This is defamation!
说不通嘛 要么他留下了钱 要么没有 It doesn't make sense. Either he left the money or he didn't.
求你了 就当是个谜吧 Please. Accept the mystery.
给我抽两口 蠢货 Give me that, fucker.
他算术很好 He's very good with numbers.
我想是因为交际能力不好 才这样 I think his social skills have held him back.
其实这人很好 Such a sweet man, though.
亚瑟心很好 Arthur has a good heart.
从不抱怨 不像我 And he never complains, unlike me.
有时候我没给他足够的表扬 Sometimes I don't give him enough credit.
他曾告诉我他正着手... He tried to tell me about this thing he's working on, this...
万事通 The Mentaculus.
他说那可能是一张宇宙概率图 He says it's a probability map of the universe.
他出去接触社会吗 Does he go out socially at all?
试过 他去过希勒尔婚介所 He tries. He's been going to the singles mixers at Hillel House.
我得承认 我做的也不怎么样 I should talk. I'm not doing any better.
朱迪丝还好吗 How is Judith?
好 她还好 Fine. She's fine.
有时候事情不像我们想象的那样 Sometimes these things just aren't meant to be.
可能会过很长时间才会忘记过去 And it can take a while before you feel what was always there.
-不管是好是坏 -我一直就没发现 - for better or worse. - I never felt it!
简直是晴天霹雳 It was a bolt from the blue.
为什么 What does that mean?
所有的事情都不如意 Everything that I thought was one way turns out to be another.
所以这也是个机会去看清事实真相 Then, it's an opportunity to learn how things really are.
不是我狡辩 I don't mean to sound glib.
有时候很难辨清上帝的旨意 It's not always easy deciphering what God is trying to tell you,
但也不是得全靠你自己弄清楚 But it's not something you have to figure out all by yourself.
我们是犹太人 We're jews.
我们的传统 We've got that well of tradition
是鼓励 帮助我们领会 To draw on, to help us understand.
每次我们迷惑的时候 就会有很多 When we're puzzled, we have all the stories
和我们一样经历的故事 从长辈那流传下来 That have been handed down from people who had the same problems.
你和纳赫特纳教士谈过吗 Have you talked to Rabbi Nachtner?
为什么不去找他 Why not see him?
教士会告诉我什么 What's the Rabbi gonna tell me?
如果我知道 我就成教士了 If I knew, I'd be the rabbi.
这里的空气真新鲜 The air out here is magnificent.
我觉得谁要是把这里空气瓶装出售 I'm telling you, if someone could bottle this air,
肯定会成百万富翁的 They'd make a million dollars.
第一位教士
你好 拉里 很高兴见到你 Hello, Larry. Good to see you.
你好 斯哥特教士 Oh. Rabbi Scott.
我记得是和纳赫特纳约好谈话 I thought I was going to see Rabbi Nachtner.
他有急事被叫走了 He was called away on an etz monim.
露丝·莱恩的妈妈住院了 情况不太好 Ruth Brynn's mother is in the hospital and she isn't doing well.
纳赫特纳教士让我替他 进来吧 Rabbi Nachtner asked me to cover for him. Come on in.
而且她想获得再婚资格 And she wants a gett.
啥 A what?
-他想要... -再婚资格 - She wants a... - Oh, a gett.
可以 Uh-huh. Sure.
我感觉一切都来不及反应 I feel like the carpet's been yanked out from under me.
不知什么时候才算到头 I don't know which end is up.
我都不知道怎么应对 I'm not even sure how to react.
我很迷惑 I'm too confused.
她说你们婚姻破裂的原因是什么 What reasons did she give for the rupture?
她没有说原因 She didn't give reasons just that,
只是说 一切都不太顺利 You know, things haven't been going well.
是这样吗 And is that true?
我猜是这样 我也不知道 I guess. I don't know.
一般她说话也都在理 She's usually right about these things.
我希望纳赫特纳教士可以 I was hoping that Rabbi Nachtner could...
他可以 他可以 什么? That he would... he would... yes?
用他的人生经历解决我的难题 Well, with the benefit of his life experience.
不是冒犯你 No offense.
不 没有 我是初级教士 No, of course not I am the Junior Rabbi.
而且确实有时候老辈人的观点是正确的 And it's true, the point of view of somebody who's older
或者经历过这样的事情 观点会更有依据 And perhaps had similar problems might be more valid.
你也应该找高级教士谈谈 必须的 And you should see the senior Rabbi as well, by all means.
甚至可以找一下玛沙克 Or even Marshak,
如果你可以话 If you can get in.
他很忙的 不过或许... He's quite busy, but maybe...
我可以和你聊聊吗 Can I share something with you?
因为也有过迷失信仰的感觉 Because I, too, have had the feeling of losing track
问题就在这里 Of Hashem, which is the problem here.
我也不知道怎么在这个世界上与他同在 I, too, have forgotten how to see him in the world,
那个时候 你会想 And when that happens, you think,
如果我看不见他 他就不在这儿 他走了 "well, if I can't see him, he isn't there. He's gone."
但是事情不是这样的 But that's not the case.
你只要记住如何去理解他 You just need to remember how to see him.
我说得对不对 我是说 Am I right? I mean...
这里的停车场 The parking lot here.
车不多 Not much to see.
但是你想象一下自己是个游客 But if you imagine yourself a visitor,
对汽车一窍不通 Somebody who isn't familiar with these autos and such,
对一切事物还能感到好奇 Somebody still with the capacity for wonder.
有着新颖的观点 Someone with a fresh perspective.
就是这个 拉里 That's what it is, Larry.
因为只有用正确的观点 Because with the right perspective,
你就可以看见神灵 深入这个世界 You can see Hashem, you know, reaching into the world.
他就在这个世界 不仅仅在会堂 He is in the world, not just in shul.
我感觉 你再用一种厌倦的视角 It sounds to me like you're looking
看这个世界 At the world, looking at your wife,
看你的妻子 Through tired eyes.
就感觉她不是个有血有肉的人 It sounds like she's become a sort of thing...
而是个麻烦 A problem.
麻烦的东西 A thing.
她和赛·艾伯曼约会 She is seeing Sy Ableman.
他们是想... They're planning...
所以他们想要再婚资格 That's why they want the gett.
对不起 Oh I'm sorry.
是他的主意 It was his idea.
是的 信仰上说他们确实需要再婚资格 Well, they do need a gett to remarry in the faith.
但是 这就是生活 But... this is life.
你应该想这是上帝的意愿 You have to see these things as expressions of God's will.
当然尽管你不喜欢 You don't have to like it, of course.
老板不总是正确的 但他永远是老板 The boss isn't always right, but he's always the boss.
对 That's right!
事情没有那么糟糕 Things aren't so bad.
看看这停车场 拉里 Look at the parking lot, Larry.
看看那个停车场 Just look at that parking lot.
我们已经开饭了吗 Are we eating already?
莎拉要出去 Sarah's going out.
别闹了 Ow! cut it out!
怎么回事儿 What's going on?
爸爸不吃饭吗 Isn't dad eating?
他在汽车旅馆 He's at the Jolly Roger.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
你好吗 拉里 How are you, Larry?
上帝啊 我真抱歉 Jesus, I am so sorry
-在这种情况下和你见面 -没事 - To be seeing you under these circumstances. - Oh, well...
我一直以为你和朱迪的关系坚若磐石 I always thought you and Judy were rock solid.
真糟糕 拉里 真是令人惊讶 This is so terrible, Larry. This is devastating.
但是 我觉得我会 Well, you know, the way I look at it,
把它当成一次机会 It's an opportunity for me to really
真正的坐下来 把问题解决 Sit down and figure things out
用新的眼光去面对世界 而不再想公正与否 And look at the world afresh instead of just, you know,
接受现实 已经不想用老观念看问题了 Settling for the routine, tired old way of looking at things.
是吗 Really?
我不知道 也许不行 I don't know, maybe not.
从法律上 我得提醒你 Well, legally, I have to warn you,
对丈夫来说很难 It's never easy for the husband.
除非有问题存在 Unless, of course, there's some question
比如说妻子破坏婚约 Of the wife having violated the marriage contract?
不 不 不是那样的 Oh, no, no nothing like that.
尽管她想嫁给赛·艾伯曼 但他们... Although she is planning to marry Sy Ableman, but they...
赛·艾伯曼 Sy Ableman!
-是的 但他们 -艾斯特尸骨未寒啊 - Yes. But they... - Esther is barely cold!
她死三年了 She passed three years ago.
那怎么 这性质就不一样了 拉里 Well... still, this changes the complexion, Larry.
赛·艾伯曼 Sy Ableman.
尽管很难相信 这是真的 Not in the sense that... There hasn't been hanky-panky.
据我所知 To my knowledge.
-是吗 -是的 我确定这不是问题 - Oh? - No I'm fairly certain this is not an issue.
事实上 朱迪丝想要再婚资格 And in fact, Judith wants a gett.
什么? A what?
宗教上的离婚 A ritual divorce.
所以他们可以在信仰上再婚 So that they can remarry in the faith.
是这样的 Uh-huh. Yeah, sure, uh...
那就不是法律上的事儿了 Well, not really a legal issue.
好吧 Okay, um...
好 那就好 Good. Good.
还有件事 就是邻居的地界线 On the other thing, the neighbor's property line,
我让所罗门·舒尔茨看过了 I've asked Solomon Schlutz to take a look.
我们对房产处理问题范围很小 让索罗解决 There's very little to do with real estate that'll get by Sol.
好的 你怎么 Okay good. How do you...
我有点担心 I guess I'm a little worried.
你怎么 我最近手头比较紧 How do you... I have money pressures...
我们的收费情况 按小时收费 Our fee structure? We bill by the hour.
戴夫·西葛丝登和所罗门·舒尔茨一小时110 Dave Sieglestein and Solomon Schlutz bill at 110.
合作人 比如我 一小时... The associates, me, for instance, bill at...
高普尼克先生的电话 丹尼从家打来的 Call for Mr Gopnik Danny at home.
你在这儿接吧 You can take it here.
丹尼 Danny?
-爸爸 -你还好吗 - Hey, dad. - Are you all right?
没事吧 Are you all...
街舞还是看不清 F Troop is fuzzy.
什么? What?
街舞还是看不清 F Troop is still fuzzy.
-爸 -没事吧 - Dad? - Is everything okay?
克莱夫 Clive?
克莱夫 Clive!
你个混蛋 下次要派你老妈来吗 You little bastard! you gonna send your mother next?
混蛋 你给我过来 Little bastard! I want to see you!
等一下 Hold on.
高普尼克教授 又是迪克 ·达顿打来的 Professor Gopnik, it's Dick Dutton again.
迪克 ·达顿 Dick Dutton.
你好 Hello?
你好 高普尼克先生 Hello, Mr Gopnik?
我是哥伦比亚唱片俱乐部的迪克 ·达顿 This is Dick Dutton from the Columbia Record Club.
我给您打电话是因为已经四个月了 I'm calling because it's now four months,
我们一次也没收到您的付款 And we have yet to receive your first payment.
搞错了吧 There's some mistake.
我不是哥伦比亚唱片俱乐部会员 I'm not a member of the columbian record club.
先生 您是蕨类山路8419号的... Sir, you are Lawrence Gopnik of...
劳伦斯·高普尼克吗 8419 Fern Hill Road?
不 我住在汽车旅馆 No, I live at the Jolly Roger.
什么? Excuse me?
不 我... No, I...
是 好吧 Well, yes, okay.
-是 你是劳伦斯·高普尼克 -算是 - Yes, you are lawrence gopnik? - Okay.
算是 是什么意思 "okay" means...
好吧 是的 我是劳伦斯·高普尼克 我是 Okay, yes, lawrence gopnik, yes.
好的 你收到了12张专辑介绍 Okay, well, you received your 12 introductory albums,
而且四个月来 每月都收到 And you've been receiving the monthly
月版经典 Main selection for four months now...
月版经典 也是唱片吗 The monthly main selection? Is that a record?
我没有定过唱片 I didn't ask for any records.
收到月版经典 你就什么也不管了 你... To receive the monthly main selection, you do nothing. You...